Feline Food From Afar

Cousin Ari wrote to me from afar (isn't she pretty?):
"I am not sure I agree with all your tastes in food, but grass is a tasty snack upon occasion. But I would like to suggest one of my favorite treats. When my humans sit on my larger cushions in my bigroom, sometimes they have something rather buttery and I find it my responsibility to check it out and lick it off that crusty thing they put it on. On occasion they leave the main container open on my kitchen counter and I can get a lick or two directly from the source!"

Interesting. I like my cousin's tactic. She's got a good technique that I may have to investigate. Did you notice how innocent, so nonchalant she looks sitting on the dining room table?

I don't find myself liking buttery spreads, but the Kitty Carrier Incarcerator dabbed some on my nose once. I just left it on my nose, walking around so everyone could see the insult I'd endured.

The KCI once dabbed ketchup on my nose. My nose held a pink spot for weeks.

That's the same technique I utilize when they try to dab kitty laxative on my nose. Or, I'll manage to brush it off onto some furniture, one of the humans, etc.

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