Holiday Gifts

So, I got spoiled for Christmas.

No, literally, I got a water dish that says, "Spoiled Rotten." I got a catnip banana (it's not a problem; I can stop at any time). I got peacock feathers! I got a yellow feather toy! I got a warming mat to nap on. The humans said that the HEPA filters are for (or was it because of) me.

Wait, did you just try to take my catnip banana away?

Crash