Best Toy Ever
The best toy ever: A large, sueded, upholstered button off a pillow. Much kitty soccer has ensued. I hope the humans break more things around the house for my entertainment. Crash
Spamming a Cat
I just don't understand humans. I get all this spam from them. Don't they understand I don't need teh V1agra? I'm also not worried about whether or not my parts are long enough. I look beautiful and I know it. I take my spam and cover it with litter. Still smells.
Crash the Cat